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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

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rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

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st4rbucksomg:

shutupiamsleepy:

midnightblades:

v-is:

applej4ck:

hwankss:

africandaisy:

I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG
I REGRET NOTHING
I feel accomplished
I feel like I have a proper blog now.
my blog is complete
YES. blog complete.
asdfghjkl
TUMBLR RULE # 183
You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.
I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.
Finally.
OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
My tumblr feels complete. :)
Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.
^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.
holy shit…my life right here.
just for the shits and gigs
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL
now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!
Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.
Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!
i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.
AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.
WOOOT
ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT
the things it says on here omfg why 
FUCKING GOT IT
MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS
It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,but have your face BLURRED OUT… 
This is pretty needed..
i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA
I don’t understand, what’s this?
finally :’)
forever reblog
if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:
FINALLY. Thank you God.
This is exactly why I love tumblr
LADFN.,MADF

        I was waiting for this almost a year! 
I’ve seen this about 50 times… never seen so many people excited over a blurry picture… please someone fill me in on why this is such a big deal? lol smh… maybe I just don’t get it.

^its been on tumblr since the beginning. and we see every time we customize our pages.  so its kinda a symbol of us being on tumblr :) if you don’t get it, why are you on tumblr?

I’M FUCKING LAUGHING AT ALL OF THE COMMENTS, REBLOGING FOR THE COMMENTS AND WELL…. YOU CAN NOT  NOT HAVE THIS ON YOUR BLOG!

How can you not know what this is? Are there bloggers out there that don’t edit their page??

Mission Accomplished. 

really want to know who it is and let them know they’re tumblr famous lol
"To bae or not to bae"William Shakespeare  (via gnarly)

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image

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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
"No."The entire HIMYM fandom after the finale. (via trenchcoat—angel)

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sucm:

why he lick me

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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