bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

condorn:

unfollowers?

*does cup song*

ur gonna miss me when im gone

ya i kno right